Leaving. on a jet plane - i wish.

ya, i'm leaving soon but not on a jet plane.. i juz love tt song, it's so so nice such tt i haf to be lame once more n put it down on the title.

the next time i blog, i'll be in holland! yeah, with full blast aircon whole day round..haa. i'm sure excited, but i'm oso sure tt i will miss everything n everyone here. i think i get more sentimental as i get older..haa. well, i just haf to learn to grow up one fine day..

oh..sth to share. i bought the $16 spectacles frame rite, so i went to the optician to make the lens. guess wat?! my degree gave me a discount of 50%! wow.. my first spectacles was made wif the same optician. den was like 25 degree. den i went to other opticians to haf my contact lenses n spectacles made. the last time i measured was 100 degree. den yesterday, it became 50 degree.. actually i think it was b/w 25 to 50. which sets me to wonder.. i seems to haf stopped - i was already this 'tall' in pri 6, now my eyesight has gone back to the past.. but how come my weight cannot resume its previous standard!!!! arghh... ya, i got my pt cross.. y am i still so fat?!?
haa.. beside tt pt, how come my eyesight improved? i swear i hafen been wearing contact lenses n spectacles frequently. nt even once a week kind. so mayb stop wearing helps. or perhaps it's the shop lah.. it oso stop growing like me... their customers' degree wun be over 50..haa!

got a new bag!

today, my indecisiveness has shown its angelic side! those who noes me will realise that i'm an absolute indecisive person. be it shopping, eating or even choosing wat to wear, i've always been indecisive... till the pt tt i'm angry with myself. but today's shopping trip made me realise tt indecisive helps, sometimes.. ok.. mayb only this time. =P

i'm suppose to go buy this esprit bag that i've been eyeing for v long le. so the plan was to go raffles place esprit, grab e bag, den go pacific cafe at marina to meet liz. but on e train, my indecisiveness acted up. mayb the bag is not wat i had in mind after all, it's not v big, like can't put jacket n stuffs, den like quite hard to match wif clothes *ya, tt's one big consideration when i buy stuffs..must match! thou today i wear till like i'm gg to perform for ndp*. so i decided to meet liz first. on the way, i saw the adidas bag tt i like! n this time in the correct size! i sms darren in the v moment! ya, i was ecstatic. so i tot, i was lucky, cos i was indecisive, tt's y i din buy the esprit bag first and regret later! hahaa..

but den when i went to see the adidas bag, i find it quite big leh.. haiz.. so had a major debate whether to buy the esprit or 3 stripes bag. in the end, i bought the adidas one and only minute after i bought, i told liz, " hey, mayb europe got nicer ones leh.. shd go there see first." helpz! y am i always like tt! must must n really must learn how to not regret my decision. n indecisiveness is really not good.. oh, n i bought a red plastic frame for only 16 bucks! but again, i went hm n looked under normal lightings n normal mirror, it isn't v nice oso leh..haha

要钱还是要命？

does the title rings a bell? we used to joke abt it when we were young, using the ruler as the knife.. those were the times.. but when the joke turns into reality, wat would u haf done?

we had our JB trip as usual. this time there's roy, song, bb and me. went in quite early cos i had to buy some softwares programs *hey bro, i actually haf to go all out to help u buy leh*. after tt, we went to taman sentosa to haf dinner. as usual, we ordered quite a lot of stuffs, i dunno but i juz feel richer when i'm in malaysia. it was quite a walk to roy's car.. but it's ok cos we need tt little exercise to shed off wat we had juz eaten. reached the car, settled in, closed the doors and juz as we were still talking and joking, a man opened the driver's door.

man,"朋友，帮帮我。。"

all of us - blur look.

man,"我有爱滋病。。 我不要多。。 100 新币就好。."

song, with the wat-the-fuck-look, said,"我们没有这么多。。"

man,"针有我的血。。 刺下去不好玩。。"

i was in constant shock. i guess so was bb. only roy and song were bargaining wif him. they bargained bargained den fuck him off with ard 70RM. i really dunno how to react, wat happen if the syringe really contains aids blood? but we doubt it's real lah.. but we wouldn't wan to take the risk either. he looks like ah nan*the bad guy in jack neo's movie*, but smaller in built and uglier..haa. well, i think the man needs to sand his face, cos it's really undulated. den, he has a little goaty which i must say, is horribly grown. he nv trim it.. u see, if u wan to grow at least u must haf the least courtesty to beautify it rite? ok..let me try my best to describe it wif my limited vocab. erm, it's dull-black and it's curly, wavy, twisty. well, it's basically like pubic hair grown in the wrong place! disgusting!

he's a loser.. with a big fat L. and at the very end, he still can add comments like 'i see tt u all are students, i dun take too much, i dun even take your hp, i'm v nice already' all in mandrain of course, and without doubt, with the liang bang accent. so..are we suppose to thank u huh? he's worst than the beggers we saw on the causeway, at least they managed to entertain us, with the nature of their job, for that little wait at the custom.

well, it's really an eventful trip. and i nv regreted gg in. not everyone haf this kinda encounter ya?! hahaa..

p.s. life does sux.. but tt's meant for the man.. not for me anymore!
p.p.s. bro, dun tell mom n dad ok!?

sux.

i hate to pack

trying to pack my stuffs for exchange. it's really hard! it's as difficult as packing my own room. i'm those kind of indecisive person who can't really decide wat to throw n wat not to throw. so packing my room usually only ended up in rearranging my stuffs - like transferring water from a rectangular bottle to a round bottle! same goes for packing my wardrobe.. i usually do it like once every six months? or when i couldn't find my clothes - u see, i dun haf a lot of hangers, so i got to overlap a few clothes for one hanger. so i came up wif the method of categorizing my clothes according to colours! it's fun..hee. but my mom doesn't do it the way i do.. so after sometimes, i can no longer see a rainbow of clothes.. but anyway, still haf to thank my mom for helping me wash n iron my clothes all these while! love u!!!

but now, who will help me pack?!

-sad n confused ger

Love.Quota

wat is a love quota?

u limit the number of time u see him each week.
u limit the number of hours u talk on the phone each week.
u limit the number of smses u send him each week.
u limit the number of time u shd spend thinking of him.
u limit the amount of money u shd spend on him.
u start to divert ur attention on other unimportant matters eg. like washing clothes is more important den gg out wif him.
u start to think frenz are more important.
u realise that lying to him is more den natural.

well, if u hit all the above mentioned criteria...
congratulations!!!
you haf hit the love quota!

the next step u shd take (only choose one) :

a) visit http://www.lovequota.com/ to collect ur free gifts!!!

b) extend the criteria list, put more minute stuffs like 'u rather dream of gg out wif him den gg out wif him physically'.

c) saddest n most painful choice - the friendship path.

u make the postmaster angry.

this is posted by me.

who ask u to make me delete and post again.

so, which one u prefer?

can custom make for u again, at no cost.

I hope u won't kill me when u come back.

It's by popular's demand tt i put it up

*darren's middle name is called popular*

I oso hope za only see this when I've left,

so u can't ask her to kill me for u.

sde.the dark room.

well, went back to school today to see darren mend his model.. n heard him curse n swear at the f***ing model.. yup, tt's his exact words. though he's swearing, he will still look up n smile at me... tt's sweet of him..*thank god he did tt, if not i will feel like he's cursing me.. hee* well dear, i noe u are aggitated and it helps if u swear *cos i did that sometimes too!* , but the person beside u who is trying to do his model will feel quite awkward. u noe, the courtesy campagin has been gg on for quite some years le.. we shd juz u noe.. hmm.

den, up the dark room we went. having been to the dark room with him before, i noe he will stay up there for quite sometime. he's more patient den me i guess.. usually i will just snap a few quick shots and convince myself tt those are the nicest shots.. =p. but den, when i loaded his photos juz now, i realised there weren't a lot of shots either.. hmm.. mayb he's juz slow..haa.. or mayb he's juz trying to get the best angles.. ya..he's a patient guy still.

it's kinda boring to sit n watch him take pics, so i started to entertain myself! i realised i'm quite a good self entertainer.. so no worry when i go over to delft le.. phew. guess wat i did? those at the rock shd haf guessed.. yesh, i started to sing! haa.. but no more national songs this time.. and other den singing, i started to dance too! haa.. adding those swing to the right and waddle to the left kind of silly steps. it's really fun.. u guys shd try at hm...ha!

oh..den i asked him to help me take pics.. must make use of the lighting in the room mah. we pay maintenance fee one leh.. i edited the pix.. try to make myself look nicer..haa.. but i think din help much ba.. n yesh, i posed for the camera..it's not some accidental shot! haaa

encounter at mac.west coast

went out for supper with my 6U frenz. again. haha. and i'm sure there's more to come.

we were at mac, the west coast outlet, where we saw this lady with v slim arms. song commented, " wow.. her arms v slim," den instinctively turned n looked at my arms. though his eyes are small, which appears even smaller behind his spectacles, i can sense that he's trying to send that 'hey-it's-time-to-work-on-ur-arms-le' message. dude, i got it right on the spot. actually i've been trying v hard to shed tt fats off my arms le. u noe, sometimes i feel i can't close my arms! haha..

we had tissue prata at fong seng. yummy! but seriously, JB one was better! n ppl, next time when u order tissue prata, ask for condense milk.. no regret.

friendster sux

damn, i dun like friendster. i logged in, went back to sleep and my mom woke me up 24 hrs later telling me it's still logging. sux sux sux.

i rather come here and blog.

Obessed with meeting up with 6U gang...

Oh well, second entry and I'm trying hard. Everytime I tried to write something but my fingers just dun move even when i got lotsa things in my mind..

Let's do a recap of past week events.. I've been meeting up wif my rulang gang so often tt it beats the total number of times we would usually meet in a year! according to song, i've met him 3 times this week eg 8th to 15th. but according to me, it's actually 5 times.. cos' we usually met at night, so it got carried over to the next day n tt made it to another day! hee.. oh ya.. must take this chance to praise roy.. who relentlessly drove us home everytime! cheers!

most unforgettable event was definitely at the rock. thx ppl, for letting me sing all night and tolerating wif my nonsense..haa. i must stressed-- i'm juz high, not drunk! n there's the little celebration on my bdae at fullerton..this time, i really formed complete sentences n recited them silently in my heart when i said my bdae wish! the best part was we went to JB at the v last minute! haa.. v fun man. the prata tissue is really shiok! it still amused me tt we went in on the 11th and came out on the 12th..so tt makes it 2 days! haa.. den today we went to see fireworks! v nice but i think we were too far.. couldn't feel the kick.

I couldn't upload any pix cos mr photographer song is still editing the photos!! haa.. remember to make me slimmer, looks taller and mayb add a little dimple.. nothing else to add rite..? cos i'm already quite perfect.. hee *feel like vomiting rite?*

Happy National Day

man.. can't believe this will be my first post.. but we really damn bo liao till we haf nothing to do tt we haf to come n write blog.

ok, let me introduce my frenz to u!!

c'mon roy!

heyy all u people out there.. WASSUP?!?!?!?!??!?! Its National Day!!! It's Singapore's 40th Birthday!!! Happie 40th Birthday Singapore!!! i finally passed out from my OJT(On Job Training) phase in the Navy so its about time for me to embark on the next phase, ship life. my baby is outta Singapore (now in LA for at least 2.5yrs) n she'll only be back at the end of tis year. tats a terrible 4mths away.. well, for her n for me n the best of our future, studying overseas seems to be the best n wise choice for her. currently yumei is dozing off on xiji's bed and xji juz switched on the TV in her room.. well, while im kiinda high on alcohol rite nw, im writing this blog becoz my gd fren Ms. Liao Xiji has gotten us to start on her maiden blog so here i m.. :p

everibudi! rounds of applause for our next candidate! Miss Loh BEE BEE!! oops!! Miss Loh Gek Bee... *claps*

ahhh.. I can't believe that I am entertaining the frivolous attempt of Xiji and her blog..since I believe that this is her SECOND blog (I'm sure that its her 2nd!!) -- which obviously reflect her half-hearted flagging willpower... muahaha...

nah.. this gorgeous vertically challenged pri-sch fren of mine since Primary3 has come a long long way!! kudos to her!!and now that she is embarking on her self-discovery journey, I would like to wish her all the best. The path ahead will be filled with ups and downs, from finding her first true foreign friend to the first brush with overt racial discrimination. All the experience accumulated will build up a stronger and more resilient Xiji! Yay! Everyone who had a chance to go on any overseas exchange programme (academic or career-wise..) must cherish each and every second!!!!

alright!! I propose a toast to our friendship!! To 12years of friendship between Xiji n Roy... to 19years of friendship between Roy n Bee!!! Cheers! Slainte!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

back to the host..

ok..as u can see, bee bee is trying to act cheem wif all her well-phrased sentences, adding a little pinch of life revolution!! *did i allow her to write so much? tot only one paragraph.. but well since she lent me her backpac..i can only close one eye* actually, we r all juz simple n nice n close n friendly ppl! i love them very much! we juz got high yesterday at the rock pub..hmm, probably only i got real high, yes, high only, not yet drunk.. so zouk or zoo tmr?! hahaa..

oh man, bee bee is sleeping but we caught her red-handed!! haa..wake up!!!! n roy is oral-ing beside me now.. damn, think he must haf failed.. jitao no expression..hahaha. how ppl, i'm leaving on the 18th tentatively but my visa is still not yet here.. arggh..

hmm..think i can stop writing le.. so long.. no one will wan to read my blog. ppl! attention! i think i will update my life in delft in this blog..so keep tune! again, happy bdae to singapore, n same to me the next day!!!

let's get high!!