要钱还是要命？
does the title rings a bell? we used to joke abt it when we were young, using the ruler as the knife.. those were the times.. but when the joke turns into reality, wat would u haf done?
we had our JB trip as usual. this time there's roy, song, bb and me. went in quite early cos i had to buy some softwares programs *hey bro, i actually haf to go all out to help u buy leh*. after tt, we went to taman sentosa to haf dinner. as usual, we ordered quite a lot of stuffs, i dunno but i juz feel richer when i'm in malaysia. it was quite a walk to roy's car.. but it's ok cos we need tt little exercise to shed off wat we had juz eaten. reached the car, settled in, closed the doors and juz as we were still talking and joking, a man opened the driver's door.
man,"朋友，帮帮我。。"
all of us - blur look.
man,"我有爱滋病。。 我不要多。。 100 新币就好。."
song, with the wat-the-fuck-look, said,"我们没有这么多。。"
man,"针有我的血。。 刺下去不好玩。。"
i was in constant shock. i guess so was bb. only roy and song were bargaining wif him. they bargained bargained den fuck him off with ard 70RM. i really dunno how to react, wat happen if the syringe really contains aids blood? but we doubt it's real lah.. but we wouldn't wan to take the risk either. he looks like ah nan*the bad guy in jack neo's movie*, but smaller in built and uglier..haa. well, i think the man needs to sand his face, cos it's really undulated. den, he has a little goaty which i must say, is horribly grown. he nv trim it.. u see, if u wan to grow at least u must haf the least courtesty to beautify it rite? ok..let me try my best to describe it wif my limited vocab. erm, it's dull-black and it's curly, wavy, twisty. well, it's basically like pubic hair grown in the wrong place! disgusting!
he's a loser.. with a big fat L. and at the very end, he still can add comments like 'i see tt u all are students, i dun take too much, i dun even take your hp, i'm v nice already' all in mandrain of course, and without doubt, with the liang bang accent. so..are we suppose to thank u huh? he's worst than the beggers we saw on the causeway, at least they managed to entertain us, with the nature of their job, for that little wait at the custom.
well, it's really an eventful trip. and i nv regreted gg in. not everyone haf this kinda encounter ya?! hahaa..
p.s. life does sux.. but tt's meant for the man.. not for me anymore!
p.p.s. bro, dun tell mom n dad ok!?
we had our JB trip as usual. this time there's roy, song, bb and me. went in quite early cos i had to buy some softwares programs *hey bro, i actually haf to go all out to help u buy leh*. after tt, we went to taman sentosa to haf dinner. as usual, we ordered quite a lot of stuffs, i dunno but i juz feel richer when i'm in malaysia. it was quite a walk to roy's car.. but it's ok cos we need tt little exercise to shed off wat we had juz eaten. reached the car, settled in, closed the doors and juz as we were still talking and joking, a man opened the driver's door.
man,"朋友，帮帮我。。"
all of us - blur look.
man,"我有爱滋病。。 我不要多。。 100 新币就好。."
song, with the wat-the-fuck-look, said,"我们没有这么多。。"
man,"针有我的血。。 刺下去不好玩。。"
i was in constant shock. i guess so was bb. only roy and song were bargaining wif him. they bargained bargained den fuck him off with ard 70RM. i really dunno how to react, wat happen if the syringe really contains aids blood? but we doubt it's real lah.. but we wouldn't wan to take the risk either. he looks like ah nan*the bad guy in jack neo's movie*, but smaller in built and uglier..haa. well, i think the man needs to sand his face, cos it's really undulated. den, he has a little goaty which i must say, is horribly grown. he nv trim it.. u see, if u wan to grow at least u must haf the least courtesty to beautify it rite? ok..let me try my best to describe it wif my limited vocab. erm, it's dull-black and it's curly, wavy, twisty. well, it's basically like pubic hair grown in the wrong place! disgusting!
he's a loser.. with a big fat L. and at the very end, he still can add comments like 'i see tt u all are students, i dun take too much, i dun even take your hp, i'm v nice already' all in mandrain of course, and without doubt, with the liang bang accent. so..are we suppose to thank u huh? he's worst than the beggers we saw on the causeway, at least they managed to entertain us, with the nature of their job, for that little wait at the custom.
well, it's really an eventful trip. and i nv regreted gg in. not everyone haf this kinda encounter ya?! hahaa..
p.s. life does sux.. but tt's meant for the man.. not for me anymore!
p.p.s. bro, dun tell mom n dad ok!?
posted by lameX at
12:51 AM
0 Comments:
Post a Comment
<< Home